Without love, benevolence becomes egotism.
Love does not die easily. It is a living thing.
It thrives in the face of all life's hazards, save one: neglect.
He is not a lover who does not love forever.
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.
Love is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith.
i learn to know what all love`s about , therefore i be single ~!
i choose my own path
i wanna noe what guys thinking
i wanna noe what they want
i wanna noe everything about guys
time to treat them good
; if they are good to mi
time to treat them bad
; if they give mi fcukin attitude fer nthing
time to leave them alone
; if they are stress in something
time to forget a-boutt them
; if they got others gurls
time to give them attitude
; if they dont bother bout u
time to give courage to them if they niid
; if they having some problems
time to be special to them
; if that day is special to him or mi
There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with other`s; just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
--- 49 Things i want guys to noe ~!!! ---
1) You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
1A) And after we tell you, shut the fuck up about it, we don't like answering the same question 50 times.
2) It never hurts to work out... Take your own advice.
2A) Same to you, if you start, I will to.
3) Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys
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3A) Yeah, we know.
4) Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
4A) Same as 3A, We know you do, stop trying to act like your all mighty and never talk about it.
5) We hate porn.
5A) Tell that to the millions of women that buy it. Also, porn has been known to save marriages.
6) Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
6A) Please, look at your numbers 28 and 44. Don't tell us to not look, when your doing it.
7) Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
7A) Some girls need to get a clue on life, get a job, and stop asking for money. It's alright to ask us to buy you something cute, but don't do it every chance you get.
8) We think about you all the time.
8A) As do we, some guys don't like being called 8 times in an 8 hour work period. We are trying to get money for house payments and such, and to get you stuuf as in number 7A.
9) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
9A) Good, so take a joke and stop getting pissed off if you think a joke was crude.
10) We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
10A) Does it REALLY matter what some guys wear? Deal with it.
11) Hold our hand.
11A) We do but some of us are not assholes and like to block hallways and such 'holding hands'.
12) No backseat drivers...NONE.
12A) Then drive, and drive correctly. Keep your eyes on the ROAD. Don't get me started on people driving.
13) Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
13A) We would be HAPPY to reciprocate, as long as you WASH what you have!
14) We are not your all-night restaurant.
14A) Against the guys too, get up, get your late night snack and fix it yourself. Im not your personal waiter. You have LEGS TOO!
15) Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. [for all the guys who are saying huh? it means PERIOD]
15A) Alright, then when I have a headache, sick, and all that combined, DON'T ASK ME TO DO YARD WORK! Also, WE still go to work when we are sick. Get used to it. We have to have money for PAYMENTS!
16) If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
16A) Against guys and girls, Stop 'holding hands' while driving, you may think you can respond fast enough to a quick decision, but you CANNOT!
17) Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
17A) Obviously you have not been reading the correct material, if this is your thing, then enjoy it. Don't say all girls don't like it, or it would not EXIST.
18) You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
18A) Really, let me dress THUG all day then.
19) If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
19A) Good.
20) Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
20A) Then bring some of your friends over and play video games too. We don't give up doing what we like when we met you.
21) Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
21A) Yeah, alright. It does not take an hour to shower, and brush your teeth, and to take a shit.
22) Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
22A) Then don't comment on how much I eat.
23) Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
23A) Do you really think sex is going to fix something? You need to have a talk about it. Oh wait, don't get pissy and walk away when we need to talk.
24) You just can't force us to like sports..
24A) Some women like sports, and alot play sports.
25) We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
25A) Already insulting our intelligence. Typical.
26) If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
26A) Most guys don't buy clothing because you like it, we buy it on sale, and what feels good.
27) The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
27A) Uh, alright. So building a rocket, going to the moon, creating vaccines, and performing surgery are any different?
28) We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
28A) So you can look at guys, but we can't look at other women, or it's cheating. Seems kind of hypricatical.
29) Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
29A) Some of us cook more then our girl friends and wives. Walk in the rain, yes! Lets both get sick, then you can complain I'm not taking care of you when your sick and I go to work.
30) Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
30A) Then stop asking if I'm going to marry you over, and over, and over, and over, and over X 8 times a day over the phone.
31) If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
31A) Why don't you join us playing video games, instead of insulting us.
32) Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
32A) Yeah, have a girl friend, and talk to a female at your work place. Cheating. Talk about jumping to conclusions.
33) If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
33A) Most of us do, but since you keep throwing it back in our faces, we won't do it anymore.
34) The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
34A) Then don't drag us into public areas and suddenly ask to dance. Talk to your partner first, and try dancing together in PRIVATE.
35) On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
35A) Odd, we're you not the one who wrote 32.
36) Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
36A) Same to you. Back to 33A.
37) Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
37A) Not all guys will kiss YOU on the first date, don't get pissy and think we hate you.
38) Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
38A) Please, when we tell you that something does NOT look great on you. Don't get pissy. "Oh you hate me, blah, blah blah." Just laugh and try something else.
39) We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
39A) Number 7A.
40) Tell us we're beautiful.
40A) And when we do, don't get pissy that some other girl in a crowd has something you consider 'slutty'.
41) The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
41A) I wish you were right, but somehow, the little things never back you up when she is pissed off.
42) Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
42A) Really? Remember number 5. Most couples consider that foreplay.
43) Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
43A) Again, over reacting. Get a grip on life, you went with a guy that looked 'better' then the other guy, and got fucked over. Big deal. Try harder next time.
44) If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
44A) Okay, then don't do number 6 or 28.
45) No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits"
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45A) Actually there are quite a few, couples do it, they are called Swingers.
46) We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
46A) Yeah, so when we make a joke, laugh and don't take it seriously.
47) One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
47A) Same to you, it's disgusting.
48) We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
48A) Over reacting females. You know some relationships don't always end in fighting. Maybe yours have?
49) If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
49A) We will laugh, and you will get pissy. We laugh because we told you those shoes were trouble.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our moustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe.... oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
